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The Introvert’s Guide to College Social Life

Here’s something that you all may not know about me. Something so crazy and shocking and outrageous, that it might called my entire authority on the college social game into question. Ready?   I’m an introvert.   And a pretty big one, too.  Myers-Briggs scores me in something of the 95% percentile of introverted personalities of the general population.  …


The College Player Podcast; Episode 1

In the first episode of The College Player Podcast, I’m extremely sleep deprived, coming off a cold, struggle with my editing software, and Soze and I are both mid-homework session.   It’s the first podcast of many, which in the future will hopefully flow better than this.   Enjoy  


10 Goals to Accomplish Before Graduating College

  10. Escape Without a Dad Bod – I’ve witnessed many comrades lose their lives in those treacherous cafeteria halls.  They swipe a meal card and indulge in gluttonous servings of pizza and pasta, with a healthy serving of soft-serve ice cream every night.  But it’s not just these day-to-day abysmal eating habits that do it – it’s the boozing and late…


The 10 Commandments of College Girlfriends

*DISCLAIMER: This article is for entertainment purposes only. It is not meant to be taken completely serious and is purely based on personal account. Do whatever you want, it’s your life* 1. Thou Shalt Not Get Wifed Before Junior Year – YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU TRULY WANT IN A WOMAN WHEN YOU’RE 18.  Now repeat that to yourself,…


Shit That is Underrated By Our Generation

As a follow up to my recent article, Shit That is Overrated By Our Generation, here is a list of the things that our generation undervalues and over-hates. The Simpsons – I swear 99% of college-aged people nowadays have zero concept of how brilliant, funny, and well-written The Simpsons used to be. Seasons 1-8 are pure gold. Girls’ Hair – Ladies,…


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