Author: Jordan Soze

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The Truth About Campus Rape Culture

“Campus Rape Culture“ What in the hell does that phrase even mean?  A quick google search defines campus as “the grounds and buildings of a university or college”.  Yes, I’m familiar with this term.  Google defines rape as “a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a person without that person’s…

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10 Goals to Accomplish Before Graduating College

  10. Escape Without a Dad Bod – I’ve witnessed many comrades lose their lives in those treacherous cafeteria halls.  They swipe a meal card and indulge in gluttonous servings of pizza and pasta, with a healthy serving of soft-serve ice cream every night.  But it’s not just these day-to-day abysmal eating habits that do it – it’s the boozing and late…

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Shit That is Underrated By Our Generation

As a follow up to my recent article, Shit That is Overrated By Our Generation, here is a list of the things that our generation undervalues and over-hates. The Simpsons – I swear 99% of college-aged people nowadays have zero concept of how brilliant, funny, and well-written The Simpsons used to be. Seasons 1-8 are pure gold. Girls’ Hair – Ladies,…

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Shit That Is Overrated By Our Generation

  BREAKING NEWS:  The hive-minded group think of our generation has seemingly rendered low-20’s individuals completely incapable of forming their own opinion about anything.   Quite the tragedy.  Below, I have eloquently outlined the most most overrated shit in our youthful culture.   [Disclaimer: These are simply Soze’s Rants. Do not take offense]   Social Media Likes – a few weeks…

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Why You Should Go to a Large State School

  Deciding on a college can be the most important decision you ever make in life.  Well, not quite that far (i.e. MARRIAGE), but it’s pretty damn important. One thing I’ve noticed through bullshitting with friends over the years, is that each and every school has something unique to offer.  Furthermore, each and every kid’s college experience can be vastly different…

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The Perfect Christmas Gift: The Campus Hustler I & II

Let’s take it way back to Soze’s freshman year of college.   My initial college experience was not ideal.  You could find me nestled up to my girlfriend at the time, because I had not yet read such scholarly articles like Why You Should Stay Single in College.  I didn’t hit the ground running making tons of friends, either.  In short,…

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