First entering campus as a freshman is simultaneously the most exciting and dreadful feelings you will ever have. First, you’re hella excited because freedom is finally upon you, and you get to spend the next 4 months feasting upon the all-you-can-fuck pussy buffet and drinking enough to make Frank Sinatra a bit concerned. Then again, you aren’t really sure where to start in building such an extravagant campus life.
Let me tell you from firsthand experience; it ain’t easy. It takes a lot of work, not in the sense of hustling for cash, but rather that you are constantly doing something to improve yourself, your game, and your fame on campus during your waking hours. In order to become Mr. Big Stuff, you gotta go out and work for it.
DIRTY RUSH A FRATERNITY
Dirty rushing is the process of going to fraternity associated parties early in the year without having yet received a bid. It is rederred to as “dirty” because it is typically prohibited by student by-laws. As I outline in MY BOOK, hitting up fraternity parties early in the year is a great way to get free drinks and easy pussy. Even if you don’t intend on rushing (although you should strongly consider it) you will have some fun ass times and make good connections.
If you do decide to join, you will probably get an unofficial bid early on. Now, not only do you not have to sit through the bullshit formal rush organized by the school, but actives in the house already know and have respect for you, since you’ve spent the last two weeks demonstrating value. This will help you in getting into bars, obtaining alcohol, and a whole slew of other nifty perks. Not only this, but rolling with the older guys will also make the older girls a bit more interested in you (and trust me, while they’re no tight hot freshman, junior and senior girls are far superior in the sack).
MAKE (HIGH VALUE) NON-GREEK FRIENDS
While being in a fraternity is already a giant step up in your value, having friends outside your house is almost a must. Hanging out exclusively with guys in your house can be a little one dimensional and the same parties night after night, even in a sick ass house, can get a bit dull.
Get to know a small group of guys outside your house. Maybe they’re in another house, or maybe they’re GDIs, but make damn sure they’re a solid group of bros. If they are, you will have access to exponentially more parties, as well as a wider variety of girls. While I could probably survive off sorority pussy alone, there are MANY diamonds to be mined in the vast non-greek wasteland that is the rest of campus. Having a diversified harem as well as social circle is key making sure your name is known in many houses campus wide.
FUCK THE HOTTEST GIRLS YOU CAN EARLY ON
This is where all the day game comes in. You NEED NEED NEED to be approaching and gathering as many numbers as possible EARLY in the semester, as in like, the first few weeks. Labor day weekend, typically 1.5 months into the school year, is when cliques start forming and bitch shields begin to materialize. Don’t slack, get in with the cream of the crop early on and take them with you to rage balls.
Also, if you follow the standard pregaming with girls procedure, bringing them around to GOOD fraternity parties will quickly label you high value in their eyes. Not only this, but she will begin telling her ever-expanding group of betches about this super cool guy she knows who’s always got the best party spots (of course, leaving out the part about you shooting loads down her throat every other night).
DON’T WASTE TIME AT CAMPUS PLANNED EVENTS
As for what you SHOULDN’T do, don’t waste your time at those sober events planned by the student union or whatnot. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not trying to sound edgy and shit saying “oh lol soberrr???? wtf man thats sooo not college” because that’s high school senior bullshit. I’m saying this because these events are truly the wastebin of campus when it comes to attendees. While you may have a snowball’s chance in hell of finding a hot girl at one such event during the first 1-2 weeks of school who just didn’t know any better, the odds of you deriving anything of value by going to one of these events is extremely low. Be on the lookout for things like “*mascot* nights! up late in the student center!” or “free ice cream & dance party on the quad!”. If this is truly your only nightlife option and there’s nothing else going on, you’re better off just heading to the library to finish your calc homework.
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